Coffee First Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)

☕ Coffee First, Then I’ll Pretend to Care — Ceramic Mug

Let’s be real: your empathy doesn’t clock in until the caffeine does. This mug says what your face wants to say in every morning meeting — but without the HR write-up.

Whether you’re sipping at your desk, side-eyeing in the kitchen, or surviving yet another group chat, this mug is your official warning label.

🖤 11oz for the semi-tolerant
🖤 15oz for the “don’t even breathe near me yet” crowd

Microwave + dishwasher safe because you’re too fabulous to handwash your sarcasm.

Perfect gift for:
✔ Grumpy coworkers
✔ Dead-inside besties
✔ That one aunt who fake-smiles at Thanksgiving

Because until there’s coffee, your give-a-damn is on backorder.